His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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