I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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