Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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