what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The uberlube is also flammable
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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