well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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