I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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