i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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