i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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