Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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