I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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