But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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