I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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