i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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