Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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