idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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