What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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