Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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