I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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