Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
did i walk over a car last night?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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