we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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