Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
