Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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