If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I am naked and annoyed.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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