batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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