yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
