Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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