weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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