I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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