two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
