belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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