just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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