Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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