So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
