office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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