she was so not down for the gang bang
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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