Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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