I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
