I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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