oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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