just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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