your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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