I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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