Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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