You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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