I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We have started to decorate penises.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Randomize
