Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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