How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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