I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Randomize
