Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
