He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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