OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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