nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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