How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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